Welcome to the Quitter's Bible

Are you a radical non-participant? Do you constantly worry about the state of the world? See corruption and apathy everywhere you look? Do you like to arrive at your job or school or other designated important place early, only to slack once you get there? Do love Warren Zevon? Do you love Wes ANDERSON? Do you love Richard Linklater? Do you secretly think of yourself as a superhero? Do you love stories about losers? Idealists who sacrifice everything for a brief glimpse at the truth of their souls? Do you like True Crime? Do you like bad movies? Do you like good movies? Do you love Johnny Depp? Do you love Jim Jarmusch? Have you ever seriously trained to become Batman? Have you almost quit or been fired from every job you’ve ever had? Do you love music other people deem “weird”? Do you not care what other people think about you but secretly still sort of do? Are you health conscious but still find yourself eating junk food? Are you an atheist? Are you an agnostic? Are you a Buddhist? Do you love God? Do you sneak food into movie theaters? Do you believe that you are a manifestation of the divine, the latest spiritual model in a long line of other spiritual models evolution has been churning out for billions of years? If so, this just might be the blog you’re looking for. Do I know what kind of blog this is? Nope. I don’t have a clue. But I do know this: it will always be interesting. You will never be bored (and if you are it’s probably not my fault), you will always be enlightened and you will always leave here having affirmed your belief in Eternal Recurrence and loving the fact that you will get to be here countless times throughout Eternity. Do I make any promises? Nope. Do I make any guarantees? Nope. I make declarative statements. Sometimes I ask questions. And sometimes I kind of trail off and don’t finish my sentences. That’s what I do. Now, is anybody interested in grabbing a couple of hamburgers and hittin' the cemetery? I sure hope so.